Double Slanket, £49.95, Firebox
The Double, also known as The Siamese, is the latest Slanket masterpiece. The single Slanket (blanket with sleeves, naturally) was a worldwide hit and the double goes one better.
It's massive for a start. And it comes with two sets of armholes so you and your honey can cuddle on the sofa or make like a conjoined Gandalf (see image for inspiration).
But it's not just for couples - with a Double Slanket in your home, you can be sure that when you return from a night with the girls, you'll find your fella and friend engrossed in an epic FIFA battle from the comfort of the Slanket... and that is where the comedy lies.
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