Sex Panther Cologne, £29.99, Firebox
Sadly Firebox do not yet stock 'London Gentlemen' or 'Black Beards Delight', however they do have the formidable scent that is Sex Panther!
Until now, Sex Panther was the fictional favourite of Brian Fantana, news reporter in Anchorman - a film that's features in every bloke's top 5 comedy movies.
According to Ron Burgundy, it stings the nostril's... in a good way. The firebox version is somewhat less potent, is not illegal in 9 countries and doesn't contain real bits of panther but don't you worry, it's still good.
When it's time to musk up, it's got to be Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it works... everytime.