My relationship with my bottom half is love-hate - sadly that is not my bum pictured above. On the one hand, my curvy behind has something of a Beyoncé appeal. On the other hand, it only deserves such comparison when fully encased in denim upholstery and held in place with serious Lycra.
If you saw it in the flesh, a comparison with a large amount of porridge wrapped in cling-film wouldn’t be too far from the mark: pasty in colour, dimpled in texture.
Cellulite is the culprit! It’s hideous and I want it gone.
So I’ve embarked on a mission to understand cellulite and find out if I can get booty truly worthy of Beyoncé. Did you see any cellulite in the Single Ladies video? Neither did I!