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New App Teaches Your Guy How To Go Down On Girls. By Licking The Screen...

Maria Bell
by Maria Bell Published on March 6, 2014

It might surprise some guys but simply putting their tongue on a girl’s vagina, just ain’t going to do the trick. So if your man needs a little help with his technique (most probably do), this new app will take him from oral amateur to orgasm master in mere minutes.

Put it this way, when you’re making a cake, you don’t just plonk the ingredients in the oven and expect that sh*t to rise. You need to sift it, stir it, mix it, spread it – all in the right order, to finally have your cake and eat it.

?Same applies when you're going down on a girl. You need to have the right technique before anything good will happen.

Like most things in life, the best way to perfect your technique is to practice. This is where the app comes in...

'Lick This' is a horny virtual hand-book devised by ‘Club Sexy Time’ down in San Francisco with one aim - to improve oral sex skills for your female partner's pleasure.

Using simple touch-screen technology the app guides you through three simple exercises to tune up your technique by licking your phone.

You flick a light switch on and off for your 'Up n Down' movement. Use an imaginary pencil sharpener to practise your 'Circles' and 'Freestyle' play where you bounce a beach ball.

?But is licking your screen imaging it to be your girl’s lady area all a bit gross, creepy and altogether slightly pointless? (Spoiler - the surface of a phone isn't the same as a vagina. At all.)

Well yeah, the concept is kinda odd, but if your partner needs a crash course then 'Lick This' is the price he's gotta pay.

Think it's a great idea or an app too far? Join the debate and tweet us @wewomenCA

by Maria Bell

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